The Kind Diet...not a dog's best friend! Pepper and Wendell

Two weeks ago, my mom and our dim bulb dad saw some lady named Alicia Silverstone on Oprah talking about the Kind Diet The Kind Diet: A Simple Guide to Feeling Great, Losing Weight, and Saving the PlanetShe was talking about how a diet that had no sugar, no caffiene, no gluten, no dairy and no meat made her feel good, her coat shiny and all of that.  We pretty much laid around like normal...

Until we heard my mom say "Lets try it!  We can do it!".  Our ears perked up...hoping my dad would say no, this sounds like a bad idea.  However, my dad agreed immediately...probably because he knows life just goes easier when he agrees with her 100%.  So for the last two weeks, these two faux west coasters have been eating veggies, beans, tofu, nuts and all other sorts of crap.  What is next?   Birkenstocks? 

About now, you might be asking..."Why do you dogs even care?"

Here is the deal...they are not eating meat.  So... you ask?  Do I have to spell it out for you?  No meat for them, means no table scraps worth eating for us.  We could always rely on some steak, some chicken, some sausage or some turkey dangled off the edge of the table.  Tofutti does not graze in an open meadow.  You cannot barbeque a Soy!

We hoped they would crack and for a days  it looked like they would.  But now, they say they feel great and have more energy.  They may never go back.

Dinner time now sucks!

This must end.  Scientists must some how discredit the Kind diet...before dogs all over the US are subjected to this meatless torture nightmare.  Burn the book!!!

Pepper and Wendell.

p.s.  We are sad to say good bye to our dear friend and cousin King Cyrus.  (Who, we know would agree that dogs deserve meat from the dining room table.)  Cyrus, passed this week after 17 years of tail wagging and long walks.  We know his mom and dad miss him and we do to.